Post by Azazel & Rhoderick and Almond on May 16, 2010 5:31:46 GMT -5
Rhoderick / Azazel [/font]
and so ends, the annoying confusing speak between the two
What these clowns actually ARE
They are two parts of a singular person, but something they don't understand happened, and they got got split into two people, neither of which resembling the original, who's appearance and personality are different aspects of the original.
Neither of their names resemble their original name, they're just names that Azazel (the fun one) gave them for the sake of them having names. They cannot go further than fifteen meters from each other willingly, and if they are unwillingly seperated, they become unconscious.
Ok, now that's been cleared up a little, I can tell you a little more about them...
Rhoderick and Azazel both just kind of, awoke, about a hundred years ago, in a field. They had no idea who they were, or where they were. Just that they both had very different cravings. One, really wanted to drink some saltwater. The other just needed a little beer. After sitting an argueing for an hour where they'd go first, they decided to go their seperate ways, but this seemed difficult. As in, impossible. After playing a game of tug of war, where no-one really came out the winner, and a sharp bitch-slap from the red-haired one, they decided to go to the beach. Alas they had no idea where it was, and, after following the red-haired one's nose for a while, they actually came across a pub.
The other, got his pint, and they found that there was a beach not far off. So, they set off, and to pass the time, the red haired oen decided to give them both names. He called himself Azazel and the other Rhoderick. Rhoderick was at this time, drunk, and as he is a miserable drunk wasn't having any of it. After another sharp slap from Azazel, he followed him to the beach without further incident.
After a while, they made their way to a town, after Azazel had managed to drink a large amount of saltwater. They themselves don't remember much. Only that they remembered less when they woke up in Chicago, in a nice hotel bed. They were actually in adjacent rooms that they had just about managed to get into seperaely.
The next few years were a blur of Jazz, alcohol, and sex(mainly for Azazel) which they finally woke from in the year 1987, when, they found themselves in the middle of the desert, and realized that they didn't actually need food or drink.
They also realized that the probably wasted years in a drink and drug filled existence, and that they should really man up, and make something of their lives.
This proved to be difficult however, as the only talen they had acheived so far was getting very drunk, and smoking too many cigarettes.
So, they chose instead to become robbers. Though, they like to think that they're good robbers. They rob the rich and keep it for themselves. This is the most productive thign they can think of, and, it entertained them right up untill they got caught.
And, they didn't enjoy prison. So much so, they just decided to walk out. And, by some miracle they managed to do just that. They later found out, that, they could use their abilities to pass through anything, technically.
They didn't really decide to do much else, and somehow, it got to this year with them blissfully not noticing. THey were drunk. Again. And stealing. That is jsut their forte.
In all honesty, their lives have been pretty dull. But their ability is interesting.
They can make stuff decay. Now, decay is a very, very general term. It can mean; decay, rot, erode, waste, and a multitude of other things. They basically make the things that react with objects (chemically or non) speed up, or, slow down, stop, or even reverse completely. They escaped jail by eroding a wall away and walking out, and the wall simply re-generated one they had left the vicinity.
Ok, Rhodders is the tight ass and Azazel is the nice guy, but what does that mean?
Rhoderick is a rather nasty man. He is very derogitory to everything and everyone he sees. He is, however a pacifist and will avoid a fight if he can. He likes beer and has a rather high tolerance to drunkenness, which is often countered by a very large amount of beer. He is rather perverted, and is always chasing after women. Though, he rarely gets women.
On the contrary,
Azazel appears to be a rather sweet, kind man. He DOES do nice, kind things, however, he all too quickly resorts to violence. He likes cigarettes, and beer, and a combination of both is his faveourite combination. He is usually fine when detoxing, however. Though, he does not know that he doesn't need to detox. He never pursues women, and is generally shy around them, but due to his natural charisma, he usually gets all the girls.
Together, they would seem like a well rounded person almost.
They're both stubborn. They both like getting their own way. And have a deep seated loathing for each other, that, past the surface is a strange kind of love. The same love an unconscious person would feel for their body when returning to it, after a enar death experience.
They both are very caring at heart, though, Azazel is more willing to show it.
Right, so they don't ACTUALLY look like clowns. I was just taking the piss. Here's a couple photos.
A bit more about them, from MY OWN Viewpoint.
These guys are just something that came to me. They ARE in fact demons, yes, but they do not realize it. Basically, something happened to a demon, and the two main and different aspects of his personality split apart. Though they do not share the same mind, they are linked as one.
As far as life-force is concerned, they just get it. I'm leaving it open - for possible plot reasons if anything ever happens. That is, if anyone would wactually wanna do a plot thing xD.
They're rather cool.
EDIT:
Can't think of a trait that works. Didn't like that one. I'll think of a new one at some point.
RE:EDIT
Trait - Decay.
Ability to speed up, slow down, stop or even reverse the process of decay (or whatever the term is for rocks.) in organic and non-organic materials.
Plants, animals, rocks, metals, A.Y.B.
I am Rhoderick.
I am Azazel. Before you ask, I'm the happy one, and he's the miserable bastard.
Shut up you git. At least I'm not constantly high on dope.
I'm never high on dope! Excuse him folks. He needs his coffee. We WERE the same person, believe it or not, till something happened...
Yes. Though we can't remember our name. We know we were born a very long time ago.
And, we supposedly have some sort of family...
But, they're missing. Or, maybe we're missing. We know, that we're a demon, however.
Yes. But, Rhodders, I can't think of anything more creative to say.
and so ends, the annoying confusing speak between the two
What these clowns actually ARE
They are two parts of a singular person, but something they don't understand happened, and they got got split into two people, neither of which resembling the original, who's appearance and personality are different aspects of the original.
Neither of their names resemble their original name, they're just names that Azazel (the fun one) gave them for the sake of them having names. They cannot go further than fifteen meters from each other willingly, and if they are unwillingly seperated, they become unconscious.
Ok, now that's been cleared up a little, I can tell you a little more about them...
Rhoderick and Azazel both just kind of, awoke, about a hundred years ago, in a field. They had no idea who they were, or where they were. Just that they both had very different cravings. One, really wanted to drink some saltwater. The other just needed a little beer. After sitting an argueing for an hour where they'd go first, they decided to go their seperate ways, but this seemed difficult. As in, impossible. After playing a game of tug of war, where no-one really came out the winner, and a sharp bitch-slap from the red-haired one, they decided to go to the beach. Alas they had no idea where it was, and, after following the red-haired one's nose for a while, they actually came across a pub.
The other, got his pint, and they found that there was a beach not far off. So, they set off, and to pass the time, the red haired oen decided to give them both names. He called himself Azazel and the other Rhoderick. Rhoderick was at this time, drunk, and as he is a miserable drunk wasn't having any of it. After another sharp slap from Azazel, he followed him to the beach without further incident.
After a while, they made their way to a town, after Azazel had managed to drink a large amount of saltwater. They themselves don't remember much. Only that they remembered less when they woke up in Chicago, in a nice hotel bed. They were actually in adjacent rooms that they had just about managed to get into seperaely.
The next few years were a blur of Jazz, alcohol, and sex(mainly for Azazel) which they finally woke from in the year 1987, when, they found themselves in the middle of the desert, and realized that they didn't actually need food or drink.
They also realized that the probably wasted years in a drink and drug filled existence, and that they should really man up, and make something of their lives.
This proved to be difficult however, as the only talen they had acheived so far was getting very drunk, and smoking too many cigarettes.
So, they chose instead to become robbers. Though, they like to think that they're good robbers. They rob the rich and keep it for themselves. This is the most productive thign they can think of, and, it entertained them right up untill they got caught.
And, they didn't enjoy prison. So much so, they just decided to walk out. And, by some miracle they managed to do just that. They later found out, that, they could use their abilities to pass through anything, technically.
They didn't really decide to do much else, and somehow, it got to this year with them blissfully not noticing. THey were drunk. Again. And stealing. That is jsut their forte.
In all honesty, their lives have been pretty dull. But their ability is interesting.
They can make stuff decay. Now, decay is a very, very general term. It can mean; decay, rot, erode, waste, and a multitude of other things. They basically make the things that react with objects (chemically or non) speed up, or, slow down, stop, or even reverse completely. They escaped jail by eroding a wall away and walking out, and the wall simply re-generated one they had left the vicinity.
Ok, Rhodders is the tight ass and Azazel is the nice guy, but what does that mean?
Rhoderick is a rather nasty man. He is very derogitory to everything and everyone he sees. He is, however a pacifist and will avoid a fight if he can. He likes beer and has a rather high tolerance to drunkenness, which is often countered by a very large amount of beer. He is rather perverted, and is always chasing after women. Though, he rarely gets women.
On the contrary,
Azazel appears to be a rather sweet, kind man. He DOES do nice, kind things, however, he all too quickly resorts to violence. He likes cigarettes, and beer, and a combination of both is his faveourite combination. He is usually fine when detoxing, however. Though, he does not know that he doesn't need to detox. He never pursues women, and is generally shy around them, but due to his natural charisma, he usually gets all the girls.
Together, they would seem like a well rounded person almost.
They're both stubborn. They both like getting their own way. And have a deep seated loathing for each other, that, past the surface is a strange kind of love. The same love an unconscious person would feel for their body when returning to it, after a enar death experience.
They both are very caring at heart, though, Azazel is more willing to show it.
Right, so they don't ACTUALLY look like clowns. I was just taking the piss. Here's a couple photos.
A bit more about them, from MY OWN Viewpoint.
These guys are just something that came to me. They ARE in fact demons, yes, but they do not realize it. Basically, something happened to a demon, and the two main and different aspects of his personality split apart. Though they do not share the same mind, they are linked as one.
As far as life-force is concerned, they just get it. I'm leaving it open - for possible plot reasons if anything ever happens. That is, if anyone would wactually wanna do a plot thing xD.
They're rather cool.
EDIT:
Can't think of a trait that works. Didn't like that one. I'll think of a new one at some point.
RE:EDIT
Trait - Decay.
Ability to speed up, slow down, stop or even reverse the process of decay (or whatever the term is for rocks.) in organic and non-organic materials.
Plants, animals, rocks, metals, A.Y.B.
