Post by Nedeige Tesla on May 5, 2010 20:33:08 GMT -5
Ladies and Gentlemen, Presenting (again) Nedeige Tesla!
SIGN THE CONTRACT TREATY
they won't know what to think about us sweetie
they won't know what to think about us sweetie
"So... Nedeige is it? Ah, yes. Tell me a little bit about yourself."
"What do you want to know? I'm 22 and awesome. Probably the most awesome person you'll ever meet. I don't know what else to say, I hate trying to explain myself, it's like trying to explain colour to a blind person. How would you do that? It's not like you could try and explain the colour blue to a person who can't see and say 'Blue! It's the same colour as the sky!' "
"I see...well what's your age? Sexual orientation? Any cute (girlfriends/boyfriends)? Come on, dish out all those juicy details! "
"I already told you my age, don't you listen?? I like girls as much as I like boys, but I could do without the drama. Well, I guess you could classify Ryder as....something? But really, I'm not going to delve into that, I hardly know you dude man."
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IT'S A QUARTER AFTER ONE
I'm all alone and I need you now
I'm all alone and I need you now
"So if you could describe yourself to me, and all of our readers, what would you say?"
"4 words: Tolerable In Small Doses.....or 'Big fun in a little package' Okay well that was 6 words but whatever, both work."
"Well aren't you a beauty. With Summer quickly approaching, do you have any fashion tips for our readers?"
"Fashion tips? Me? Really...who actually reads this redonk sh- enlightening material?"
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FILL OUR BAGS UP WITH BOOTY
they won't know what to think about us cutie
they won't know what to think about us cutie
"So, Ned...tell me about your likes. Favorite color? Food? Activity?"
"I like drinking my face off, blowing up barns, dancing like an idiot, and anything else unsual that makes me laugh. In terms of favourite colour, it's usually whatever colour my hair is at the time. Food....mmmm food, I love food and food loves me."
"Do you have anything you absolutely hate? Ooh, or pet peeves?"
"The term 'pet peeves' "
"If you don't mind me asking, do you have any fun little secrets to share?"
"Mom smokes in the car, Jesus is okay with it but you can't tell dad. Oh and I'm Batman."
"So overall, what's your personality?"
"You're asking me this now? If you haven't noticed what it's like you're either dumber than a bag of hammers or you stopped reading long ago."
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YOU'RE MY IDEA OF A LADY
hold onto my bootstraps baby
hold onto my bootstraps baby
"Family. Family, family, family. Tell me about em! Mom? Dad? What're they like?"
"My dad....My dad is the best dad on the face of the planet. He's pretty awesome even though he's a single dad because my mom got knotted and walked out on us when I was just a wee sprout. Needless to say he did the best he could considering he was a young and dumb [at the time, love you dad] guy who didn't know what to do with a little girl until it was about too late. He's cool though, he didn't get mad at me when I took my clothes off a school because they 'didn't match my feelings' that day. Or....maybe he did, I don't know I was young."
"Do you remember your childhood at all? Want to share with us what happened before you moved to the lovely state of New York? Have you always lived here?"
"My childhood consisted of me and my dad going camping every summer. But then moving schools because I kept getting in to...shall we call them disagreements with other children. But it was pretty cool. In terms of living here all my life, I haven't. If memory serves me right, I was born in Chicago...me thinks."
"Give us the 411 on the whole supernatural thing. How have you been coping? Or have you known all your life? What are you, exactly?"
"Last time I checked I was a Human thank you very much. Why you're making it sound like I'm some sort of freak, I mean just because I am a clairvoyant with super awesome seeing power doesn't mean I'm some sort of freak...Jeez, didn't your mother ever teach you tact??"
BUY THE MALLRATS MONEY
they won't know what to think about us honey
they won't know what to think about us honey
"So any parting words?"
"Keep on rocking in the free world."
"Lovely, well thank you for giving us an interview. Good bye."
"Peace out....whoever you are."
WE'RE ON OUR OWN TONIGHT
so drag me around by your ponytail
so drag me around by your ponytail
