good intentions, my bad impressions -

[҉ Kenneth Lorne]

"Pete Wentz?" Kenneth made a face, "Love his lyrics, hate him. I think I'd sooner punch his face in than hang out with him. Now, the Kings of Leon..." He grinned, his face taking on a sort of dreamy look, "I could make love to their songs. Real gentle, you know?" He thrusted in slow-motion, closing his eyes to hopefully make Eiji more uncomfortable. He hum-grunted the tune to Use Somebody.

"Maybe I'll consider acting once I've become famous for my own work," He said abruptly, interrupting his 'love making', "I don't want to do too much too fast. Although tell me with a straight face that I wouldn't be an awesome actor," It was a rhetorical challenge, and that goofy grin on his face looked like it was locked there. "Just don't land me any gigs where I'm a fairy or something gay. And I want one of those things in my contract that says I can't cry on camera. Doesn't Tom Cruise have one of those? Yeah, I need one of those," Eiji had opened the floodgate, and Kenneth was off in his own little world, babbling nonstop. The boy could probably lay a hand on his shoulder and teleport them to Japan and France and Argentina and he'd still be rambling.

Soon he was talking about VIP clubs in LA that he wanted to hang out at, and how he'd send his regrets to Kate Hudson when he found out he couldn't go to her birthday party because that was Kellan's birthday and she is way hotter than Kate Hudson. He'd send Tristan because everyone knew Tristan was in love with Kate Hudson, and he couldn't remember the last time he said Kate Hudson this many times in a rant about nothing.

"What do you think about Kate Hudson?" Kenneth finally turned the conversation over to Eiji, and he thought about thrusting in slow motion again, but thought better of it. Kellan's best friend might not appreciate Kenneth air-humping a celebrity.

[Eiji Almasy.]

As expected, Eiji's expression turned to one of disgust at Kenneth's overtly sexual display; he was so lewd, and Eiji was a total diva.
"Do you have to do that in public, freak?" he asked, shoving the boy away from him a little. He got enough gay jokes throughout the week for stupid things he couldn't help doing; like waking up Draco because they generally liked eating breakfast together, even if it was at two in the afternoon, or by simply cleaning up the bathroom a little because he still kept some of his hair products in the first guest bathroom even though he had his own and took up more bench space than Elliot. Standing next to Kenneth while he thrust into the air wasn't something he really wanted to be seen with.

The first thing Eiji said, when Kenneth shut up, was; "Jerry Maguire, asshole," which was one of his favorite movies of all time, and something he wouldn't admit to knowing all the lines to having seen it a total of 56 times in his entire life.
"And Top Gun and Magnolia. Tom Cruise cries all the fucking time; he has to. On screen is the only time he can."

Pausing a bit so he could cipher through most of what Kenneth had thrown at him, trying to remember all the important Kate Hudson bits and simultaneously trying to forget it, Eiji could only think of one thing.
"She's great," he said quickly, "but you know, you kind of remind me a little of Matthew McConaughey, if you had to act. I don't know why."
E shrugged, losing interest slowly as his mind wandered and he began thinking about other things, like food for example.

"I could really use that pizza man, I'm so hungry," he said to Kenneth, with no point to it than that he wanted to complain.
"Do you want to give me a bunch of your CD's? Draco needs to listen to it. I think my cousin works for some agency as a scout or something, it can't hurt to let him have a copy, right? Hey, you know Lady Gaga is super famous now after like, 3 singles?"
Eiji made another face at that; Lady Gaga was so damn weird. If he had to be honest, he supposed that he wanted Kenneth to do well, if for no other reason than the fact that he knew Kellan wanted that too.

[҉ Kenneth Lorne]

Kenneth scrunched up his nose as Eiji contradicted his Tom Cruise statement, but when he recalled all the crying scenes in the movies Eiji mentioned, he laughed and shrugged it off. "So that guy's a pussy," He stuck his tongue out, because clearly Eiji had some gay crush on the actor.

"You think I look like Matthew McConaughey??" Kenneth looked offended. Off the top of his head he couldn't remember what Matthew McConaughey looked like, but his name sounded funny so therefore he had to look a little funny too. Like Eiji Almasy. The world made perfect sense in Kenneth's head.

But food could always distract Kenneth with its perfect clarity, and pizza did indeed sound good right now. "Well invite Draco to come with us for lunch or something. I always keep a CD on me. I don't have a CD player though... it's on my iPod..." He started rummaging through his coat pockets as they walked along the sidewalk, a little distracted to listen to Eiji talk about Lady Gaga's career. "She's weird," was all he managed to contribute before he extracted a silver iPod.

He was working on a new song, and had it stored away in a separate playlist from his demo CD, and he wished he gave it a more sneaky name than 'Unfinished Song - Kenneth Lorne'. He didn't really want anyone hearing it til it was done, and if anyone would go sifting through his music like a snoopy girlfriend, it would be Eiji or Draco.

"Where do you want to eat, man?" He slipped the iPod back into his pocket, figuring he's just pull it out again if anyone asked. Dirty!

[Eiji Almasy.]

Kenneth's gay thought was read a mile away by Eiji; he had developed ESP or some shit in that regard.
"Not really?" he said, though it sounded like a question. He definitely wouldn't say that Matthew McConaughey was rugged; he would never live it down.
"He's a funny guy, you know. You're funny - get it?"

Eiji's rationale was never easy to explain, and mostly, he decided not to anyway. He glanced at Kenneth only once while the other boy looked for his iPod, listening with only half an ear while the rest of him began texting Draco, even though he hated texting but he thought that it would have been exceptionally rude to start a phone conversation while he was already in one with Kenneth.

"I'll let him know man, dunno what he's up to today though," he told Ken, which only proved that Draco and he were not each others keepers.
"And yeah, she's weird but it only took one song for her to get famous, then it was all about red paint and damn freaky outfits."

He resisted from pulling another face and instead was incredibly deadpanned; Lady Gaga scared the shit out of him. He checked his phone but Draco hadn't replied yet and Eiji made a small tsk noise, mildly annoyed at his friend; he knew for a fact that Draco always had his phone on him. How hard was it to text back a simple answer?

"I know this place a few blocks from here. They make pizza just like from the East Coast." He would know too because he had totally spent a week across in New York over the break, neurotically scoping out all the schools there like an overachieving high school girl, not that anyone outside of just his roommates knew that.

[○ Draco Foyen.]

"sleeping, u queer. what do u want ?"

[Eiji Almasy.]

'Ken wants lunch and talk about his demo faggot.'

[○ Draco Foyen.]

'alright, im starving. meet u at the pizza place in 20? ur buying.'